We’re Sorry

It has come to our attention that some people just don’t get it.  Therefore, we’ve got some apologizing to do.  And while we could start a long list with the makers of the Snuggie, American Idol, PETA, Twitter, the OcotoMom, Congress, or even Paul Blart the Mall Cop, we’re not going to do that.  Instead, we’ll do the responsible thing and just apologize to everyone for everything.

  1. We’re sorry if this blog has ever made you laugh.
  2. We’re sorry if this blog has ever made you angry.
  3. We’re sorry if this blog has ever contained anything you disagree with.
  4. We’re sorry if this blog has ever offended you.
  5. We’re sorry if you happened to be the subject of one of the posts.  But if you were, you or your company is in the public spotlight and you should expect it.
  6. We’re sorry if this blog has ever included a typo.
  7. We’re sorry if you thought an obviously fake story was true.
  8. We’re sorry if you think the world revolves around you and that you must approve of everything.
  9. We’re sorry if you’ve forgotten that if you don’t like something, you don’t have to read or watch it.
  10. We’re sorry if you take life and yourself way too seriously.
If anything was left off the list, please bring it to our attention.  And finally, the reporters here at Thank God For the Internet do not claim to own any of the images you see.  This is an non-profit blog, all pictures used are readily available in the public domain and should fall within the U.S. Copyright Fair Use Act.  But if an image of yours has been used that you own the rights to, and you want us to take it down, we’ll happily do so.  Just send us the copyright information to keith90405@gmail.com and we’ll remove it as soon as possible.

sorry

One response to “We’re Sorry

  1. lc

    Absolutely love your wit .. writing .. wonderfully creative “take” on things — & wonder where you find the time — keep ’em coming!!!

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