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R.I.P.

July 23, 2009 — Santa Monica, CA. The reporters here at Thank God For the Internet know Americans are still struggling to cope with the loss of some of the country’s most loveable people.  In the past few weeks alone, Americans have suffered through the passing of Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, Steve McNair, Walter Cronkite, and Michael Jackson to name a few.  But late Tuesday night, the country suffered another devastating blow.

Gidget, best known as the Taco Bell dog, died of a stroke at the age of 15, which is approximately 85-years-old to us humans.  We hope you’ll observe a moment of silence in Gidget’s honor – she was a good girl.  We leave you with this classic commercial, which clearly show’s how talented the loveable pooch was.  The world has lost another hero.   Rest in peace, little buddy.

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Spock vs. Luke

May 9-10, 2009 — Santa Monica, CA. The reporters here at Thank God For the Internet want to apologize for the lack of breaking news stories this week.  We’ve been embroiled in countless investigations and everything will return to normal next week.

Some of the stories we have on tap are an incredible Week in Review, which includes one of the worst moms ever; Taco Bell and McDonald’s have teamed up and are furious over the Oprah/KFC promotion; one of the weirdest holidays of the year will take place next week; and with the War on Terror almost over, the White House has announced a fierce new battleground with al Qaeda – The War For Hip-Hop.  Those stories and much more are coming soon.

In the mean time, with the new Star Trek movie in theaters, a weekend poll is necessary.  Star Trek or Star Wars?
TrekvWars

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