May 22, 2009 — Santa Monica, CA. A music war that makes the East Coast vs. West Coast Rap War of the ’80s look like a Richard Simmons dance party is heating up and threats from both sides are causing officials to prepare for full-scale violence.
The controversy is centered around battling fast food joints, Jack in the Box and Subway. Both restaurants have a very popular commercial song that has been rocketing up the charts. The rift is over which song is better. The reporters here at Thank God For the Internet are trying to settle the nasty dispute the only way we know how — by asking you to decide.
So, which song ya got in this weekend’s poll? Mini Sirloin Burgers or the $5 Footlong?