Is 40 Too Old For Facebook?

barguments_screen_shot_finalMay 16, 2009 — Santa Monica, CA. Thanks to the creation of the new Barguments iPhone app, the most important questions facing the world can now be answered.   But some think this new iPhone app may create more conflict and possibly more wars, as the questions are sure to spark fierce debate.

The reporters here at Thank God For the Internet got a sneak-peek into some of the 150+ controversial questions in the app.  A few…

  • Is 40 too old for Facebook?
  • Could you cut Superman with a lightsaber?
  • Who wins a fight between Larry King and Bob Barker?

Wow.  Divisive!

News of Barguments being in the iTunes store is spreading fast, and leaders from around the globe have been quick to comment on this buzzworthy app.  “People are tired of arguing over politics, it’s unproductive and passé at this point,” said a UN spokesman.  “We should be focused on debating the more important issues, like whether or not muscular women look sexy, which Spears sister is the better mother, or who would win a barroom brawl between a baseball team and a basketball team?”

Not surprisingly, Democrats and Republicans are lining up along party lines.  But while most officials are looking towards the positive benefits of healthy debate, law enforcement officials are prepared for tension.  “We believe these types of debates, while certainly contentious, should heal society’s wounds,” said police chief McAdams.  “But you never know what can happen.  We’ve seen violence erupt over these types of disagreements before.  When people start debating who would get the headlining slot if the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin played a concert together, tempers can really flare.  Our men and women in blue will be ready to prevent bloodshed.”

If you’d like to download a copy of the Barguments iPhone app and help heal the world through open debate, click here.  The reporters at Thank God For the Internet will continue following this story and provide updates when news breaks.  And by the way, Bob Barker could take Larry King in a fight.  And while it pains us to say this, the Rolling Stones would probably headline over Led Zeppelin, though that’s not our choice.

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