Marriage War ’09

April 25-26, 2009 — Santa Monica, CA. In a battle so nasty it makes Donald vs. Rosie and O’Reilly vs. Olbermann look like child’s play, Miss California and Perez Hilton are duking it out over gay marriage.

  • In the red corner, the stunning blonde believes marriage should only include guy on girl action.
  • In the blue corner, the gossip mogul supports gay marriage and called Miss California “a dumb bitch.”
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The only way this confrontation will be solved is if the two of them are grounded for a week, and if you cast your precious vote and stand up for Deomcracy.  So, the reporters here at Thank God For the Internet ask:  who ya got in Marriage War ’09?

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