April 25-26, 2009 — Santa Monica, CA. In a battle so nasty it makes Donald vs. Rosie and O’Reilly vs. Olbermann look like child’s play, Miss California and Perez Hilton are duking it out over gay marriage.
- In the red corner, the stunning blonde believes marriage should only include guy on girl action.
- In the blue corner, the gossip mogul supports gay marriage and called Miss California “a dumb bitch.”
The only way this confrontation will be solved is if the two of them are grounded for a week, and if you cast your precious vote and stand up for Deomcracy. So, the reporters here at Thank God For the Internet ask: who ya got in Marriage War ’09?