April 18, 2009 — Santa Monica, CA. Next week, the reporters at Thank God For the Internet have two very special, exclusive investigations to share. First, we’ll expose shocking details on more celebrity Twitter Terrorists. Secondly, in an undercover investigation, we’ve learned the Obama administration is considering adding a Facebook tax for all Americans. This could be one of the most controversial stories of the decade, and we’ll bring you the chilling details next week.
In the mean time, it’s time for a weekend poll. Who wins a fight between Jack Bauer and James Bond? Keep in mind, there are no rules in this fight – anything goes. So, who ya got?