April 5, 2009 — Santa Monica, CA. Nearly 23,000,000,000 votes were cast, and the winner of the first annual Thank God For the Internet Men’s March Madness Tournament is Megan Fox. When asked whether they’d rather spend their Saturday evening with Megan Fox, drinking beer, listening to Led Zeppelin, or watching football, men across the world sounded off and chose the stunning brunette as the winner.
Robert Plant, the legendary frontman for Led Zeppelin, had this to say on the outcome. “Hey, I’m OK with the results. We were happy just being in the final four. And to be honest, I’d rather spend my Saturday evening with her, too. I’m quite sick of our music, actually.” But Terrell Owens had a different opinion. “This thing was rigged. If I love me some me, I know everyone else does, too. Me and football got ripped off.”
Who will win the Thank God For the Internet 2010 Men’s March Madness Tournament? Many think Fox may be able to defend her title, while others think it’s only a matter of time before Beer rises to the top. We’ll just have to wait and see. Thanks to the billions of people who voted. And congratulations, Megan.